Jar of Fur

dariusalpha: a little chirpy-sounding tone generated from a...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 09:53:26 -0400

a little chirpy-sounding tone generated from a couple instances of bat echolocation noises pitched waaaaay down and then tuned and timestretched. got the idea while i was on a walk now and saw a couple bats fluttering about in the rain.

lulz-time: oli-twist: it’s like they’re trying to make me not...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 09:52:53 -0400

lulz-time:

oli-twist:

it’s like they’re trying to make me not buy it

the-absolute-funniest-posts: kentuckydarby: She looks so...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 09:40:16 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kentuckydarby:

She looks so surprised at what happened

Holy shit, when did I get this hammer?!

Photo

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 09:38:30 -0400

summermon: something I whipped up as I waited for my plane in...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 09:36:48 -0400

summermon:

something I whipped up as I waited for my plane in florida.

I didn’t cover everything, but I think I got the point across.

Remember, if it’s not your body, it’s none of your business!

Spoken like a pro. ;u;

thewholockgames: pocketostars: taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 09:32:38 -0400

thewholockgames:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr: thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

buttcakes

dat asscake

the-absolute-funniest-posts: andrope: I think I’m going to...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:09:31 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

andrope:

I think I’m going to start photoshopping my 3rd grade yearbook picture into the center of all my gifs to cut back on the number of people stealing them.

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

vivzportfolio: More animated character buttons, a bunch of...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:52:58 -0400

vivzportfolio:

More animated character buttons, a bunch of these were characters who were requested! Yay <3

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:36:47 -0400

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:29:14 -0400

aimlessscribbles: I’m not sure what I just witnessed, but I...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:27:33 -0400

aimlessscribbles:

I’m not sure what I just witnessed, but I enjoyed it.

oh my god

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:22:50 -0400

oh my god

laziismorez: Do you ever follow someone and they follow you and you really wanna be friends with...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:21:07 -0400

laziismorez:

Do you ever follow someone and they follow you and you really wanna be friends with them but you feel like you’re bothering them everytime you try to interact with them but they’re just so cool and you’re just like

coveredinbugs: IM SCREAMING

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:07:16 -0400

coveredinbugs:

IM SCREAMING

danisaurlee: blacksheepc0meh0me: poisonedchaos: heydontworrybe...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:57:39 -0400

danisaurlee:

blacksheepc0meh0me:

poisonedchaos:

heydontworrybehappy:

anto1404:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.

Earlier today while I was waiting for the bus I witnessed a man walk up to his girlfriend, who couldn’t have been older than 18, kick her handbag, spit on her and scream in her face that she was a cunt. He walked back into the bus shelter after telling her she was worthless and pathetic and kicking her in the gut then as she tried to follow he turned around to grab her. I got in between them and told him that he should never EVER spit on a woman, hit her or talk to her in that way. He laughed in my face and said he would “fuck me up”. I looked him square in the eye and told him that I was not afraid of him. He proceeded to scream obscenities at her as I took her away from him, then he shouted to me that he could walk round the corner to get people to kill me. Feeling defiant, I said “go on, I dare you, there’re plenty of people around to witness it.” The prick then walked right up to me and head butted me in the nose. I am now sporting a swollen face and the beginnings of a black eye but the police took swabs from my nose to get his DNA and they know exactly who he is. Cunt’s going down for assault. Motherfuckers don’t treat women like that and get away with it. I feel heroic.

That’s right bitches. Women deserve respect.

holy shit you fucking excellent human we need more people like you

A true hero.

hawkpaw: if u hold an artists hand you should feel like royalty because that is the most important...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:49:17 -0400

hawkpaw:

if u hold an artists hand you should feel like royalty because that is the most important part of an artists body and allowing you to hold that means they trust you with their life Do not abuse it

arijandro: yo psa you aren’t obligated to stick around for...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:35:18 -0400

arijandro:

yo psa you aren’t obligated to stick around for people who make you feel like shit

ollie the fuck off like the fabulous star child you are

Introducing Wiggles

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:34:32 -0400

Introducing Wiggles

pokemon-xy-news: Confirmed FAIRY type Pokemon What, CleFAIRY...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:32:05 -0400

pokemon-xy-news:

Confirmed FAIRY type Pokemon

What, CleFAIRY is not a FAIRY type yet? ._.

pleatedjeans: smbc comics

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:19:58 -0400

pleatedjeans:

smbc comics